Sunday, 16 February 2020

DAVID BOWIE : Worst To Best Albums, My Recommendations. By Laurence Buxton 2017 (albums 4-20). Part 2.

20) Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) (1980, Rock/Art Rock)

This lowly rating may get me some brickbats from equally-hardcore Bowie fans – though it could have been worse, at one point I debated dropping it below the first Tin Machine album. But, for all the brilliance of the four-song run (the title track through to Teenage Wildlife) near the middle of the record, and despite the presence of not just the classic Bowie backing band of Carlos Alomar, George Murray and Dennis Davis, with guest guitarists Pete Townshend and most notably my favourite axeman Robert Fripp (who contributes some staggering, slicing fretwork which is among his finest) the record just leaves me a little cold.

   Why? Well firstly there’s the theme, where Bowie’s regular ‘advice’ to his listeners suddenly puts him in finger-wagging ‘parent’ mode, which I feel makes some of his later work come across as preachy – “Because You’re Young” is an example of this, as for that matter is the admittedly-excellent “Teenage Wildlife”. But Bowie’s mystique for me came from his ‘otherness’ – once he starts lecturing on staying clear of all of the temptations he indulged in he turns into a father figure. There’s also the peculiar and out-of-character vocal performances – Bowie’s OTT screaming on the incomprehensible opener “It’s No Game”, his Lou Reed-style sing-speak on the closing reprise (“children round the world put camel shit on the walls”, indeed) on the closing reprise, and his excessive yodelling makes the cover of Tom Verlaine’s “Kingdom Come” nigh-on-unlistenable. I also feel that critics forget that clever touches such as the split, schizophrenic vocals near the end of the nervy, unsettling totalitarian tale “Scream Like A Baby”, whilst effective, was actually a trick that already been done on Hunky Dory’s closer “The Bewley Brothers”. I would even contend not all of the songwriting is at his highest level – both the clumsy, leaden “Up The Hill Backwards” and the forgettable “Because You’re Young” would be examples of this, as well as the oddball lyrics on the opening and closing It’s No Game.
   But there is certainly quality herein too. There’s the Pierrot persona on the cover, which famously appeared in the “Ashes To Ashes” video along with Visage frontman Steve Strange. The title track contains perhaps Robert Fripp’s finest guitar work on any Bowie song, and the peculiar production touches, such as the ‘dog barking’ effect on the keyboards, the distortion on Bowie’s vocals later in the song, and the post-punk chanting at the end, make it unique. Equally “Ashes To Ashes”, with its ‘falling raindrop’ synth effects, complicated rhythms and interesting tale of what ultimately happened to Major Tom; the fad-bashing, disco-stomper “Fashion” which was yet another example of the songwriter’s ability to create quickly and the aforementioned “Teenage Wildlife”, where Bowie’s melodramatic singing fits the epic song structure and slow build like a glove.
   It’s not that I don’t appreciate the popularity of, and glowing regard for, this record. It’s just that I feel that the quality of its middle section isn’t quite matched elsewhere, and that the excess contained within (“1.Outside” has the same issue) means it is overly-lauded, even though this puts me in the minority.

19) 1.Outside (1995, Art Rock/Industrial). Produced by David Bowie, David Richards and Brian Eno

Don’t start here, any of you novices to the works of ‘Dame David’! Because this record, more than any other, bursts with characters, artistic (quite literally) pretentions; lyrics so cut up from their already obscure origins (“what a fantastic death abyss”) as to be incomprehensible; music as dense, jagged and menacing as anything on “Heroes” and bewildering segues which makes the plot, concerning a teenager’s gruesome butchering (“it was murder but was it art?”) less rather than more clear.
Running at a career-longest 19 tracks and over 74 minutes it’s a double album which could easily have been longer – the sessions produced hours of material and the rumour of “1.Outside” being just the first of several albums taking us up to the millennium may not have been wide of the mark. Much of the work is collaborative, particularly with the returned Brian Eno, and Reeves Gabrels, both of whom not so much endured all the wild experimentation as encouraged it. This even extends to the artwork – a self-portrait which partially sums up the artiness of the record, though the goriness of the inner artwork is wisely left there.
   As usual the upside of so much material is that there’s a good chance of there being at least a standard album’s worth of strong songs. The title song builds in intensity, with its ominously ascending chord pattern; “The Heart’s Filthy Lesson” (whilst a bizarre choice of single) has pounding one-chord verses which drill themselves into your subconscious; “I Have Not Been To Oxford Town” has a sing-song chorus which is reminiscent of the artist’s early work; the dark-tinged techno of “I’m Deranged” is peppered with schizophrenic vocals bouncing around within the mix; the oddly-uplifting “Thru These Architects Eyes” has a cinematic quality. Some of the droning, fizzing numbers which show the influence of Nine Inch Nails also work well – “I Am With Name”, containing buzzsaw guitar and fine drumming from Sterling Campbell is one such number, as is “The Heart’s Filthy Lesson”. The album version of “Hallo Spaceboy”, an industrial, pounding headbanger of the highest order, knocks the techno-lite of the Pet Shop Boys single collaboration out of the park, and the retread of “Strangers When We Meet” is as strong (and surprisingly restrained) as the version on The Buddha Of Suburbia.
   But elsewhere the indulgence reaches ludicrous levels even for those tolerant of such things : “A Small Plot Of Land” has a mess of treated vocals, odd drum patterns, piano trills and clunking chords which make no sense, with Bowie booming out like the increasingly-unfathomable Scott Walker. Elsewhere the Englishman’s transmogrification into the concept’s demented characters works better in some cases (Algeria Touchshriek, for example) than others, though any casual fan would be mystified. The album ends up falling between two stools; plot-wise the record is demented even after one picks together the non-chronological nature of it, but the songs are often drenched in the concept or preceded by a segue which makes the songs difficult to enjoy on their own merits. Meantime Bowie’s Burroughs-inspired cut-ups, which arguably rarely assisted his lyrics, are more infuriating here than ever. The record cries out for an editor, and whereas “Diamond Dogs” benefitted from a shorter length and a more familiar backstory the fact that “1.Outside” has such excessive creativity ironically threatens to pull it apart.
   It’s a complex work, but for all its flaws it’s worth persevering with once you’ve gotten a reasonable idea what Bowie’s work is like, and picking out the juicy morsels within. If nothing else it shoots down the idea that major artists are incapable of producing bold artistic statements in their middle age. As I say though, not the ideal starting point for anyone new to his work, and a record that remains largely impenetrable even to some lifelong fans like myself.
18) David Bowie – sometimes renamed Space Oddity – (1969, Folk). Produced by Tony Visconti and Gus Dudgeon

This release is a major step forward from Bowie’s debut. Taking the curious little vignettes which seemed to be his forte but injecting elements of folk, which was his main interest at the time, Bowie released the record generally known as “Space Oddity”, originally titled “Man Of Music, Man Of Words. This 1969 release has had a tendency to be dominated by the unique and unforgettable title track, but is actually a solid, underrated work which contains some of his more personal and accessible songs – long before the concept records and William Burroughs-style cut-ups came into play.
The opening song of course has come to define the artist almost as much as a track like “Changes”, signifying the artist’s otherness neatly. It also contains drama – in the eerie build of the synths and twanging guitars in the break after the verse, which is rumoured to be about a junkie getting a fix and the delay before the hit (though whether this is true or not will have now passed along with Bowie). It’s like a cosmic version of the early Bee Gees but the track didn’t translate into longterm success for its writer, it just seemed to define him, at the time, as a novelty.

   It’s also not representative of the rest of the record, which sticks closer, mostly, to the folk format. “Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed” is an acoustically-driven Dylanesque number, with shrieking lead vocal, disturbingly violent lyrics in the verses “There’s blood on my nose”, “My head’s full of murders”. Letter To Hermione and Janine are stunningly-personal, in light of the role-playing that would come later, “Cygnet Committee” is almost progressive in structure and hints at epic numbers like “The Width Of A Circle” and “Station To Station”, notably its title track; whilst the doom-laden “Wide-Eyed Boy From Freecloud” is given an orchestral treatment which brings to mind Neil Young’s own solo debut from the same time. The closing number, “Memory Of A Free Festival”, is Bowie’s answer to “Hey Jude”, albeit with the rather more choice coda, “The sun machine’s coming down and we’re going to have a party”, and, in this writer’s opinion, it’s superior. The song is imbued with Bowie’s sci-fi yearnings and his ambivalence of the hippy dream. The Beatles were still reining as the 1960s drew to a closer, but arguably Bowie would be popular music’s most vital creative force in the next decade.

   “David Bowie” / “Space Oddity” is a stronger album than it’s given credit for. It gives a glimpse into a side of Bowie that would remain hidden arguably until “Black Tie White Noise” – his personal life. Whereas “Hunky Dory” would give a glance into his philosophical beliefs (themselves somewhat prone to change) this album gives us a vision of a David Bowie that might, just might, have embraced psychedelia and idealism. As things turned out (perhaps with the help of wife Angie) he decidedly turned his back on that, but like many of his records this has a quality all of its own, and is an important document.
17) Let’s Dance (1983, Pop/Rock). Produced by David Bowie and Nile Rodgers

Much like his friend and fellow Berlin exile Iggy Pop with his Blah Blah Blah album Let’s Dance is often looked down on by Bowie fans for its overt accessibility. Niles Rodgers’ production makes it feel like a Chic LP more than the artist’s own, and if one can get around this one can enjoy a dance-able (unsurprisingly), undemanding long player which welcomes the casual listener in from the very first notes.

   Like “Young Americans”, which is another contender for his most-approachable work, it’s often accused of being short on classic material. Perhaps Bowie was a little less involved due to only taking vocals on this record – for the first time he is not credited as playing any instruments. In essence he’s taking the role that the guest singers used to on Chic albums – albeit with material he himself had written. For that reason, with his particularly-distinctive saxophone notably absent as well as some of his distinctive treatments or productive touches, there’s occasionally a lack of ‘Bowie’ on this record, in much the same way that Iggy fans would complain about their hero’s atypically restrained personality on his 1986 release.

   The opening 1-2-3 punch, however, would put most artists to shame. “Modern Love” cheerfully raids the 1950s for a ‘round’-style chorus. “China Girl”, by a distance Bowie’s finest interpretation of a song originally sung by Iggy Pop (many of course co-written by himself), is transformed from the edgy, sneering art rock of the original to a sensual, pulsing pop song which featured a saucy video and hit number 2 in the UK charts. The title track, meanwhile, with its huge drums, relentless rhythms and Stevie Ray Vaughan soloing, is one of his most successful longer songs, and hit number 1 on both sides of the Atlantic.

   Things do get a little bland at times after that. “Without You” is often derided by Bowie aficianados, notably for its wimpy chorus and lovelorn vocal performance which at the time was very out of character for the artist, and is often lumped with the holiday-style swingbeat of closer Shake It as two of his most atypically-vapid songs. Yet before that there is actually a little drama and invention – “Ricochet”, with its arresting drum pattern, guitar riff, ominous, rising vocalese, bizarre Welsh accents, and curious lyrics (“sound of the devil breaking parole”) is a curious track, oddly reminiscent of Bowie’s traditional fascination with God “Turn the holy pictures so they face the wall”. The cover of Metro’s “Criminal World” is an unexpected success, complete with fluttering flutes in the chorus, and “Cat People”, with Stevie Ray Vaughn again prominent, verges on hard rock, with the refrain “And I’ve been putting out fire – with GASOLINE!” proving a treat.

   Despite these moments it’d be an almighty stretch to say “Let’s Dance” is the most daring or dynamic of Bowie’s career, but it’s an accessible starting point for this diverse artist, particularly if they’re a fan of 1980s pop in any way. It’s the highest-selling of all, and there’s good reason for this : along with his co-writes on “Blah Blah Blah” it contains some of his best work of the decade.

16) The Next Day (2013, Art Rock) Produced by David Bowie and Tony Visconti

Returning after a 10 year gap this record took everyone by surprise. The music press were in absolute bewilderment – had Bowie been sick, had he retired and just not told anyone, in order to add further mystique to a career not exactly lacking in it? But interest was enormous, with the album hitting number 1 in the UK and in many countries across the world, only just missing out on the US charts.

   As comebacks go, and Bowie had made a few by this stage, it can hardly be judged a failure – and whilst hardly breaking new ground it’s a solid, well-crafted album which covers many of his successes throughout his career. There’s the cover – a blanked out version of the ‘Heroes’ cover, which perhaps only gains some possible meaning in light of the hindsight that Bowie’s own health had indeed become an issue by this point. Also the solid band contains veterans of his 1990s work and who had never let their employer down – Gail Ann Dorsey on bass and Zachary Alford and Sterling Campbell on drums – whilst Earl Slick returned nearly four decades after his seminal performances on Station To Station. Other accomplished session musicians to feature included Tony Levin on bass.

   The title track, which opens the record and whose video – featuring Gary Oldman and Tilda Swinton – shocked some Christian groups with its adult depiction of Christianity and stigmata, is a hard-rocking throwback to his 1980s work, a martial drumbeat and a remarkably spirited vocal lead, defiant in the face of (sadly increasingly imminent) mortality. “Here I Am, Not Quite Dying / My body left to rot in a hollow tree / Its branches forming shadows on the gallows for me”. The same could be said for “Valentine’s Day”, which contains classic Bowie chord progressions, and its production reminds one of something from the more recent “Reality”. “If You Can See Me”, with its shuffling, jazzy rhythms, treated vocals and complicated, intense lyrics points forward to his final record, “Blackstar”. “I’d Rather Be High” sounds like a late-period James single, or perhaps Brett Anderson in a more exuberant mood. The choice of guitarists throughout is excellent, giving extra flavour to an album which covers as many bases as possible both to aficianados and also to newcomers, with riffs and hooks aplenty. “Boss Of Me” sounds oddly reminiscent of the obscure but worthy Bowie-influenced Metro, albeit with access to a modern studio. “Dancing Out In Space” could also be off an early Roxy Music or Brian Eno LP, with its curious, jarring chorus, whirring effects and sing-speak harmonics.
   On the downside, regarding the lead single (and I say this genuinely without the benefit of hindsight) I remember feeling dismayed at the sight and sound of my hero, with his repeated referencing of his past (whether in Berlin or his youthful days with Hermione Farthingale). His frailty didn’t appear, for once, to be acting, and this was a man who’d once played a centuries-old vampire on screen, whilst the focus on Berlin seemed like someone saying goodbye. However, it appeared that whilst I may have picked up on something, I was getting ahead of myself – on the rest of the record Bowie’s performances could be that of a man half his age. For while the single unsettled me, the focus on this record appears to be on faces not being where, or how, they should be, and this is reflected in the defacement of the ‘Heroes’ cover art, along with the past being referenced but subverted. And this effect comes through on “How Does The Grass Grow”, with mentions of “I lived a blind life / A White face in prison”, and “Blackstar” is presaged with “I gaze in defeat At the stars in the night / The light in my life burnt away / There will be no tomorrow”. “You Feel So Lonely You Could Die” could only be Bowie himself, in the spirit of ‘Heroes’ or Teenage Wildlife, with the soul of “Young Americans” swished in – there’s even a nod to the infamous drum pattern at the start of “Five Years”, whilst the minor key, mantra-like orchestral drama of “Heat”, referencing Yukio Mishima's novel "Spring Snow" – harks back to The Man Who Sold The World and Hunky Dory, and sonically makes yet another grab from Scott Walker’s tortured territory.
   “The Next Day” is an album I approached with trepidation but its generally upbeat tempo, rocking style, punchy riffs, inventive touches from Tony Visconti were a refreshing surprise, and the fact that the lyrics show a surprising amount of disturbing imagery for one who could have been attending Buckingham Palace or living a life of dotage this simply confirms what made the artist uniquely fresh in a comeback. At 66 Bowie does not just prove his strength as a songwriter but is also in fine voice, ironically reassuring those who were scared his long hiatus meant he had been severely unwell. “Blackstar”, sadly, would tell a rather different story.

15) Black Tie White Noise (1993, Pop/Rock, Soul, R&B). Produced by David Bowie and Nile Rodgers

This is another album derided for being too commercial and safe (though in the post-Tin Machine era you could hardly blame Bowie for wanting to prove he could still top the charts) and sure enough, despite heavy competition from the early Britpoppers it still hit number 1, knocking Suede’s much-trumpeted, Bowie influenced debut off top spot. It aims for the cool grooves of the dance-pop market rather than the nascent Union-Jack waving Britpop demographic, and it scores a bullseye – an affable, generally upbeat LP that tries to draw the listener in rather than challenge them.

   The rather unimaginative cover, self-consciously hip inner photos and general air of coolness at all costs has earned the record criticism from the Bowie boys and girls, sometimes even a list on those dreaded ‘bad albums by great artists’ lists. But this a very harsh condemnation of an extremely listenable, if rather bloated, long player. There’s a rare but genuine sense of happiness emanating from the work, beginning and (originally) closing with the instrumental and vocal versions of “The Wedding Song”, celebrating his nuptials to Iman. “Miracle Goodnight”, with its catchy chorus and a slightly fairytale quality, should undoubtedly have been a single. On the instrumental “Looking For Lester” the two Bowies – David on sax and Lester on trumpet – duel over a fun, funky backing and the enthusiasm positively pours out of the speakers.
   Of course despite the surface sheen and vibrant jazziness darkness isn’t always a million miles away – “Jump They Say” concerns Terry Burns’ mental health issues and eventual suicide, which might have been lost on those who enjoyed the typically mannered video. The cover of Cream’s “I Feel Free”, a favourite of Bowie’s going right back to the 1970s, is a lot of fun on the surface – with Bowie delving to the very bottom of his vocal range, but the guitar solo from Mick Ronson in the middle of the track is overshadowed with the knowledge that this would be his final work with his old friend before his passing from liver cancer. “Nite Flights”, one of Bowie’s finest covers, takes a Walker Brothers original – naturally the work of Scott – and imbues it with both drama and danceability despite its ominous lyrics. 
   
   The heavily R&B-inflected title track itself references the LA riots, and the shouted lyric “fascist cries of black & white” make it a cousin of “Under The God” from Tin Machine’s debut.
Like a lot of Bowie’s other work from the period, though, the record is somewhat overlong. The extra remix of “Jump They Say”, with extra orgasmic moaning from the backing singers, is superfluous, and the swooning “Don’t Let Me Down & Down” is competently performed but seems rather calculated to pitch Bowie at the easy-listening / AOR market. The near-instrumental “Pallas Athena” takes a genuinely interesting, moody techno melody and stretches it too long and too far. Value for money wasn’t a problem in this era of Bowie long-players, though it arguably hindered many of them being contenders to be up with his finest works.
   But as a relaunch of a career which could have flatlined after the calculated risk of Tin Machine, “Black Tie White Noise” is still a success. An approachable record, ideal for having on in the background at dinner parties, it is welcoming, a good starting point for anyone who has previously been scared off from the artist’s more indulgent or arty works, and proof that anyone can become a fan of his regardless of their musical tastes.

14) Young Americans (1975, Soul/Funk/R&B). Produced by Tony Visconti, Harry Maslin and David Bowie

I’m not sure if it’s coincidence that Bowie’s three most accessible works seem to be lumped together here, around the middle point of this list. But “Young Americans”, the record which got Bowie US commercial success to match his UK rise, became one of his biggest sellers and created a lot of goodwill to fans of black rather than white, music.

   Originally the record was to be called “The Gouster” and feature a different running order, approved by Tony Visconti. However the arrival of John Lennon in the studio changed all this. For it was Lennon who gave Bowie the determination to drastically change “Footstomping” into a more substantial track rather than just a riff over a rambling lyric, and the funky classic “Fame” became a damning indictment of the indulged but airtight showbiz world that the singer now lived in. Yet there’s more to the record than the hits, such as the swinging rhythm of the title track. “Win”, undoubtedly one of Bowie’s best soul ballads with its melting sax refrain and perfectly-judged vocal performance, is superior. The extended funk workout “Fascination”, co-written by Luther Vandross who also performs on the record, is another highlight, while in response to anyone thinking that Bowie was simply walking his way through his latest genre it should be noted that the vocal arrangements for “Right” were so complex that it became impossible for Bowie to reproduce it live.
   Not all of the material is absolutely top notch, and occasionally (the title track and “Somebody Up There Likes Me”) the disconnect between the swinging, fingersnapping soul grooves and the singer’s disillusioned take on America and the world in general would confuse a listener who’s paying close attention. Furthermore Lennon’s contributions were not wholly positive : the presence of The Beatles’ “Across The Universe” is a real burden to this record. Lyrically it has little to do with Bowie’s worldview, and whilst there’s little doubt that Bowie and Lennon gelled very well at the time as people it is hard to know why this was the Beatles track picked to be recorded. Bowie would go on much later to cover Lennon’s “Mother” with aplomb (not to mention “Working Class Hero” on the first Tin Machine LP) but the fact that this track was laid down instead of “Who Can I Be Now” (quintessential to Bowie’s character, or characters) or the stunningly-sung ballad “It’s Gonna Be Me”, is particularly disappointing. Not least to Tony Visconti, who was not aware of the change to the track listing.
   However “Young Americans” is an entertaining listen, despite its flaws. It opened up an interest in classic 1970s soul for me, and gave an early outing for Luther Vandross. The use of black backing musicians and success in the ‘blackest’ of musical styles also arguably protected Bowie from more serious career damage subsequently, when his unsettling interview comments about Hitler, and his ‘jocular’ salute from his open-top black Mercedes, threatened to cast him as a racist throwback. It’s just a pity that it couldn’t have been released in its original form, without tampering.

13) Earthling (1997, Rock / Jungle/Drum ‘n’ Bass). Produced by David Bowie, Reeves Gabrels and Mark Plati

When this jungle/drum and bass record came out in 1997 it inevitably garnered criticism for the then 50-year old Bowie being like ‘grandad down the disco’, from a music press still bewildered at the rock legend’s last offering “1.Outside”. However it’s far from being his worst album, and shows a respectable liveliness, unselfconsciousness and energy which could have put those half his then age to shame.
   From the jittery, skittering beats of the opening “Little Wonder” – another lead-off single that bewildered rather than entranced the paying public – this is clearly a rock/jungle hybrid. But though the studio version is little better than the single – the stylistic lurches between lumpen art-rock and ‘how many BPM do you want’ drum and bass just keep coming and never sound natural – Bowie’s sardonic lyrics (“tits and explosions”) are a minor joy. And there’s a real enthusiasm here, which comes across in the inlay photos. There’s just as little concession to popular demand as on the previous record, and at least this time it’s more digestible as it’s just a single LP.
   Certainly, despite its uncertain start, Earthling has some solid stuff within it. The droning “Looking For Satellites” reaches back to the screeching, dense art rock of “Lodger”, to the point of getting the ever-game Reeves Gabrels to do a one-string guitar solo which virtually lacerates the track. “Seven Years In Tibet” has all the ominous portentousness of Bowie at his best, a slowly building track with the oriental-synth riff further referencing the anti-Chinese government sentiment of the song (one of the most overt times Bowie has admitted being political). “Dead Man Walking”, though perhaps overlong, contains some brilliant bass-playing and backing vocals from Gail-Ann Dorsey and the twists and turns are intriguing. “Telling Lies” is the track that “Little Wonder” so clearly wanted to be, though the rest of the album’s second half is a little hit-and-miss, with even the Eno co-write “I’m Afraid Of Americans” proving oddly rambling and directionless, despite the clear attempts to write a killer riff and vocal hooks. The closing number, Law (“Earthlings on Fire”), is unintentionally comic : “I don’t want knowledge/I want CERTAINTY” the singer squawks distortedly, though as on “Seven Years In Tibet” its slow-build is effective.
   “Earthling” isn’t top-grade Bowie and some of its tracks are truly overextended, but it’s more solid than its reputation would suggest. Kindling an association with Mark Plati which would be taken up again during his career, Bowie proves here that whether contemporary music wished him to adopt current trends or not that was exactly what he’d do if he wished to. His most high-energy recording, “Earthling” probably offended the jungle/drum n bass purists but he didn’t care – and for anyone keen on the fusion of dance with the earthiness of rock it’s a fascinating curio.

12) Blackstar (2016, Rock/Jazz/Experimental/Hip Hop). Produced by David Bowie and Tony Visconti

David Bowie’s parting gift to us, as it turned out. Shortly after release came the news that the Starman himself had left us at 69 years of age, having hidden his liver cancer – the same illness that claimed Mick Ronson – from the world. Amid the shock of this sudden revelation the album topped the charts on both sides of the Atlantic and elsewhere, and led to a huge revival in his old work.
   The final album he left behind – with the black star on the front cover a bleak, regretful symbol of a talent taken away – was a unique work in a career containing more than a few stylistic one-offs, a record with the format of “Station To Station” but containing heavy jazz stylings with a hint of the avant-garde. Yet despite the unfamiliar sound, much less derivative than, say, “Reality”, it’s also arguably a more focused work than “The Next Day”. Bowie’s tendency to go in at the deep end was reflected once again in the use of an unknown New York jazz band to back him, and this inspired decision gives the record its fresh, somewhat unsettling feel, particularly when this instrumentation dovetails with hip hop stylings or Bowie and Visconti’s sonic experiments.
   Thus the epic opening title track, with its accompanying video featuring a dead astronaut, was in hindsight as much of a clue as to its writers’ fate as “Lazarus” was – rumoured to be Major Tom initially the meaning of the short film is rather different with the benefit of hindsight. There’s a sombre opening, almost Gregorian, before contemporary R&B and acid textures become noticeable as well as a nod back to the jungle style of Earthling, while Bowie’s treated multi-tracked vocals for the “I’m a Blackstar” refrain might be a familiar trick but still effective. “‘Tis a Pity She Was A Whore” refers back to a 17th century John Ford novel with a backing that is oddly reminiscent of “1.Outside”’s “I’m Deranged”, through a jazzier filter. The slow-paced, funereal “Lazarus”, with that haunting and distressing video of a bandaged Bowie in his deathbed before heading into the blackness of a wardrobe, strikes a doomladen note from the beginning “Look up here/I’m in heaven” and with his singing about ‘being free’ it’s clear what the subject is.

   The rest of the record maintains the high standard and startling nature of its first half. Sue (or “In A Season Of Crime”)’s skittering beats and pulsing guitar pattern are cleverly bookended by the speaker-to-speak saxophones and sound effects. “Girl Loves Me”’s initially isolated near-falsetto lead vocal belies the rap influence the song shows, and amidst the use of Polari and Nadsat languages it contains one of his most memorable refrains in Anglo-Saxon English, “Where the f**k did Monday go?” “Dollar Days”’ mellow piano, sax and restrained guitar is a little breather after the more industrial content of the album, but the mentions of “I’m dying too…” and “if I’ll never see the English evergreens I’m running to” continue to make his mortality clear. The final track, a breezy dance-pop with jazzy saxes once again (and a harmonica solo which brings memories of Bowie’s memorable musical contribution to Low’s “A New Career In A New Town”, sounds akin to something off “Black Tie White Noise” but the video’s evolution from monochrome to colour was intended to convey hope and optimism, amid the sadness of the icon’s death. Despite its fluctuating moods it makes for a strangely uplifting conclusion to an unsurprisingly sad record.

   It’s a fine achievement in the circumstances, difficult in some ways to listen to in the knowledge of its creator’s failing health at the time, and its lyrical subject is heavy as can be. Of all pop and rock stars Bowie seemed invincible, perhaps not even human, to his fans – so despite its excellent commercial performance after his death it’s a daunting album. However it remains a fresh, spiky work, refining many of his efforts from previous works and introducing a new style which made the critics applaud his experimental, arty nature right at the end. That alone makes it a fitting epitaph.

11) Aladdin Sane (1973, Glam Rock/Blues Rock). Produced by Ken Scott and David Bowie.
A much more ‘glam slam’ record than its predecessor, Aladdin Sane, once again featuring the ‘Spiders From Mars’ (Mick Ronson on guitar, Trevor Bolder on bass and Mick Woodmansey on drums) is effectively ‘Ziggy Goes To America’, though it still proved more successful in the UK, topping the charts. Lacking the previous record’s cartoonish but iconic concept and character, here Bowie takes a great cover design, a cryptic title track and lets the listener work out for themselves who this persona is.

   Fortunately what could have been seen as a letdown becomes a thrilling listening experience, the speakers almost disintegrating from Mick Ronson’s opening power chords on “Watch That Man”, and it rarely lets up until the end.
Ronson’s high in the mix here, battling against the other notably soloist Mike Garson. One of David’s most extraordinary recruitments, the avant-garde pianist’s dramatic contributions, particularly to the instrumental interlude on the title number but also throughout – combine Germanic pomp, classical inflections (“Time”), trills and even raw rock-and-roll pounding on the typically OTT intro to the cover of The Rolling Stones’ “Let’s Spend The Night Together”. Whilst the glammed-up Jagger-Richards cover splits opinion it signifies the album’s general character : raw, leering rock with a sophisticated edge, and this is notably refined for the sensual closing number “Lady Grinning Soul”.
   Elsewhere the crunch and amoral raunchiness of the record is almost off the scale: never mind the opener “Watch That Man”, where the singer’s voice is almost buried under the instrumental backing. There’s Ronson’s scorching, bluesy soloing at the end of the urban chaos of “Panic In Detroit” or on the cynical, prophetic “Cracked Actor”, and the presence of salty harmonicas gives even more of an earthy kick to the material. The classic “Time” contains yet more lyrical controversies such as “falls wanking to the floor” soon transforms from its Brel or Weill/Brecht-like beginnings into a slowly-building, wordless refrain, while Garson borrows from the inter-war period for his stride piano opening. Curiously there’s considerable influence from doo-wap on both “Drive In Saturday” and “The Prettiest Star”, giving the record a further similarity to glam bands of the time and an odd affinity to groups like Showaddywaddy, despite the former containing a purely David-like lyric where lovers of the future have to watch films of Mick Jagger to be aroused. Another unwanted parallel, for Bowie at least, was to bands like Sweet: the outrageous, camped-up but vaguely threatening glam band who hit number 1 with “Blockbuster”, a song whose main riff sounded identical to Bowie’s Jean Genie (the penultimate track here which concerns an ‘Iggy-like character’ and not Jean Genet, according to its author).
   It’s this crude approach, which sometimes threatens the overwhelm the sensitive artist within, which can occasionally make the record seem obnoxious, and perhaps that’s why it’s currently not on my ipod. Lyrically Bowie was starting to sound a little shallow, sex-mad and keen to shock, like Marc Bolan at his most predictable. He sounds here as if he’s dropping into the style rather than completely at home with it, and with the benefit of hindsight it made sense that he would ditch the Spiders after the fairly lacklustre “Pin Ups”, enabling him to move on. “Aladdin Sane” is a jolt after the more polite predecessor, but there’s little doubt which is the more distinctive work.

10) The Buddha Of Suburbia (1993, Art Rock-Ambient). Produced by David Bowie and David Richards

The great ‘Eno collaboration’ that didn’t actually feature Brian Eno in any fashion, this is the real forgotten gem in Bowie’s catalogue. Writing solely on his own, and with musical support from the loyal multi-instrumentalist Erdal Kizilcay and the unmistakeable Mike Garson, “The Buddha Of Suburbia”, inspired by Hanif Kureshi’s novel (its author based its shape-changing, bisexual and decadent rock star Charlie Kay on Bowie), is a rock-ambient hybrid that compares very respectably to his Berlin-era masterpieces. It even once classified as Bowie’s own favourite.

   In some ways the record has nothing in common with genuine soundtrack albums like the mostly-underwhelming “Labyrinth” – little of the material appeared in the TV show. This is why this record is on the list, unlike “Labyrinth”, as it’s effectively an original Bowie product albeit one that suffered from dreadful marketing. And it’s a strong product too. The title track – whilst slightly sullied by its closing reprise which is virtually identical but for a clunking Lenny Kravitz guitar solo – harks back to the yearning tone of “Hunky Dory”, and even namechecks the “Ouvrez le chien” refrain from “All The Madmen”. “South Horizon” is a two-part number which lets Garson cut loose over a jazzy backing; “The Mysteries” is pure Brian Eno with its slowly-moving ambient backgrounds, and its evocative bells tolling at the end evoke “Moss Garden” from ‘Heroes’ and the more experimental “Ian Fish UK Heir” – a slow, backwards retread of the title track – on the equivalent position on side 2 also borrows from the Godfather of Ambient. The enjoyable “Dead Against It” has a hushed vocal and looping, ultimately ascending melody which are akin to the early synth wave, whilst “Untitled Number 1” is arguably the finest untitled song of all time, with its vaguely Eastern, swooning rhythms and backing vocals and its Marc Bolan rip-off at the end.

   It’s not universally excellent, though : the club-lite “Sex And The Church”, with Bowie on vocoder-inflected sing-speak vocals, is arguably over-extended, and the chant-happy “Bleeds Like A Craze Dad” similarly struggles to maintain interest all the way through, perhaps showing the limitations of the small group of musicians working on the record and the limited time to write and record. But for a work which even David’s most loyal fans might have struggled to get a copy of it (fortunately I managed surprisingly quickly) this is a clever, textured and intelligent album which proved Bowie didn’t necessarily need Brian Eno to flirt with ambient and hybrid forms to successful effect, and it recaptures the pioneering spirit of the Berlin trilogy whilst retaining its own atmosphere. Ironically the album signified the direction the former Mr. Jones would take on his next work – the rather more obtrusive and unrestrained Eno-collaboration “1.Outside”.

9) Heathen (2002, Art Pop-Rock). Produced by David Bowie, Tony Visconti, Mark Plati, Gary Miller and Brian Rawling

One of Bowie’s most graceful, exquisitely-crafted records, “Heathen” – perhaps the beginning of his ‘final phase’ after the uncertain, almost transitional “hours…” – sees the return of Tony Visconti, perhaps the rock chameleon’s finest producer. The album, though not exactly conceptual, taps into the post-millenial anxiety well (see the concluding title track and the moody opener “Sunday”) whilst being a surprising amount of fun along the way.

   Visconti’s shimmering production, up-to-date from the get-go – witness the stuttering guitars and choral, almost Gregorian chanting which hover over “Sunday” – is an imemediate boon. Songs like “Slip Away” benefit from his attention to detail – evoking memories of “Space Oddity” with its slightly eerie, seemingly out-of-tune stylophone, whilst the rockers, such as a surprisingly successful cover of The Pixies’ “Cactus”, crash along with a T Rex-like bounce, notably with the backing vocals calling out ‘D-a-v-i-d’, letter by letter, and his committed take on Neil Young’s “I’ve Been Waiting For You” is another highlight, showing the garage rock direction of Tin Machine but with more discipline. There’s good use of strings, such as on the fast-paced but plaintive “Afraid”; excellent guitar from Pete Townshend on the catchy if downbeat “Slow Burn”, better than his work on Scary Monsters’ “Because You’re Young”; one of his most underrated tracks “I Would Be Your Slave” which treads new ground as a drum-and-bass ballad and finally the deceptively sweet, acoustically-led “Everyone Says Hi” which for all the fun of lyrics like “and a big fat dog” references loss.

   Indeed the twin themes of death and societal decay crop up regularly throughout the record, despite its apparent approachability compared to his extreme stylistic ventures of the previous decade. Bowie acknowledged that as a New York resident 9/11 had definitely affected him, and many of the tracks – notably “Slow Burn” and the title track – concentrate on the decline of society. On “A Better Future” Bowie almost seems to threaten God, calm delivery and gentle melody notwithstanding, to make the future a happier one for mankind or he will turn his back on Him. The closing title track in particular is a song about dying, about a man seeing life fade before him “I can see it now/I can feel it die”.
   Though not one of his most successful albums commercially at the time of its release, and despite the occasional misstep – The Legendary Stardust Cowboy’s “I Took A Trip On A Gemini Spaceship”, whilst pleasant, is oddly forgettable and out of place here – “Heathen”, for all its weighty themes (nothing new for Bowie) is a relatively accessible work, beautifully produced, well-played and far more consistently ‘human’ than he had been since perhaps as far back as “Hunky Dory”. It’s a record which sees him accept his role in the world far more readily than on its muddled predecessor, and confront the modern world with an intelligent, querying gaze. In my opinion it is the best of his later works, despite “Blackstar” having a more experimental (though more genuinely mortal) nature.
8) Lodger (1979, Art Rock). Produced by David Bowie and Tony Visconti

The adjective which always gets brought up when Lodger is mentioned is ‘underrated’, sometimes ‘criminally underrated’, if it’s lucky. And I feel it’s a great shame. Generally overshadowed by its illustrious successors and often talked down even by those who were part of its creation, I would argue that “Lodger” – the quirky one in the Berlin trilogy to complement the gloomy “Low” and the passionate ‘Heroes’ – has qualities that make it unique in the Bowie back catalogue.
   It’s very different to parts 1 & 2 in the Berlin trilogy, for sure – this time there’s no largely instrumental second half, and a closer adherence to the art rock of the other Berlin records’ first halves albeit with a more mature (and sometimes more playful) side. The opening “Futuristic Voyage” deals with the threat of nuclear war and the potential extinction of the human race, but in a more resigned, matter-of-fact manner and with pretty mandolin and piano backing. “African Night Flight”, one of Bowie’s most bonkers compositions, concerns German fighter-pilots based out in the jungle and positively seethes with Eno’s famous ‘cricket menace’ and other dense effects. The pounding and oddly uplifting “Move On”, much like “Red Sails” after it, shows an endearing passion for travel to exotic locales (“Cyprus is my island!” Bowie bursts out), whilst “Red Sails”, with strong hints of a Talking Heads influence, is a contender for one of Bowie’s most underrated tracks.
   The second half is more about social and societal responsibilities. The moody “DJ”, with Bowie’s vocals jumping through hoops, is a long meditation on the DJ’s job and another refrain which is a reflection on the composite nature of personality “I am what I play”, and contains a fractured Adrian Belew guitar solo much in the style of a radio dial being constantly turned. “Look Back In Anger” shows excellent drumming and percussion from Dennis Davis, and the raucous “Boys Keep Swinging”, with the band having famously switched instruments at their employers’ behest to give a punky, unrehearsed feel, mocks the machismo ideal with a self-parodic video. “Look Back In Anger” references the angel of death over some more brilliant drumming from Davis, and “Repetition”, one of Bowie’s own favourite songs, presages Tin Machine with its calm depiction of a beaten wife over metronomic bass pattern by George Murray.
   Arty, unpredictable and with a soupy, dated-sounding mix, “Lodger” will not be for everyone, and is not the ideal starting place for a Bowie novice, albeit for different reasons to its two predecessors. Its more easy-going tone, acknowledged by Bowie himself, was not deemed as influential, and Siouxsie Sioux was one of many punks to proclaim her disappointment with it. However, its dense mix, intelligent range of subjects and clever treatments mean it’s a work that not only bears repeated listening, it requires them.

7) Diamond Dogs (1974, Glam Rock/R&B/Soul). Produced by David Bowie
If somebody asked me to pick a record which encapsulated everything I could possibly think of that ‘is’ David Bowie, then it would probably be this one. A concept record based on George Orwell’s legendary novel “1984”, which Bowie had intended to turn into a stage show, this is the end result – a wildly ambitious LP which takes the dystopian future of Orwell’s vision (“We Are The Dead”, “1984”, “Big Brother”) and throws in some rather more fantastical tracks (the title track, “Future Legend”, “Sweet Thing”), highlighting the former Mr Jones’ camp and bizarre strand of sci-fi.
   It was bold of Bowie to ditch Mick Ronson, though this action would be the beginning of the pair’s estrangement. Instead, he played the guitars himself, most memorably on the famous riff which drives “Rebel Rebel”, his last ‘pure’ glam anthem. For by this point in proceedings Bowie had taken the incredibly astute decision not to get caught in the trap of recycling glam-rock successes, and unlike luminaries such as Bolan, Slade and The Sweet, he ensured he would set the agenda for which genres he could and should perform in. “Sweet Thing/Candidate/Sweet Thing (reprise)” was perhaps the most musically and lyrically adventurous track he had performed up to that point, seamlessly switching between slower, jazzier sections overlaid with sax and distorted guitars and percussion and piano driven faster passages. “Rock ‘n’ Roll With Me”, whilst perhaps incongruous, acts as a pleasant, “It Ain’t Easy”-style interlude with a beautiful, soaring chorus, and the increasingly ominous, circling refrain in “Big Brother” segues straight into the unsettling, relentless “Chant Of The Ever-Circling Skeletal People”. When this final track concludes thanks to the (accidentally) jammed tape machine it ends the album in a fashion it’s not easy to forget.
   The artwork too is provocative. Without the limitations of the original text Bowie is half-mutated into the canine of the album title. It truly confirms that there are no limitations to what the artist can do to himself in the name of art, and reached number 1 on the UK charts. When one looks around at the safety-first nature of the current charts it’s refreshing to realise just how daring the musical scene was in the 1970s – the same year that Emerson Lake and Palmer hit the top of the charts with a concept record about giant mechanical armadillos with tank tracks for legs. Whether that makes it musically superior to current chart-toppers or not is moot, but there can be little doubt that some of the most prominent artists of the era were not afraid to be original.

6) Hunky Dory (1971, Pop-Rock/Folk). Produced by Ken Scott and David Bowie

For an album as accomplished as “Hunky Dory” to only be sixth on this list seems scandalous, and I wrote the article! It’s a record with consistently excellent and original songwriting, beautiful arrangements by Mick Ronson who proves himself to be far more than just a Jeff Beck guitar-wannabe, strong instrumental back-up by a solid band including Rick Wakeman, and the further flowering of a unique and endlessly diverting personality – perhaps it’s just the lack of a diverting concept which robs it of top spot.

   Due to its more apparently cuddly nature than its hard-rock predecessor “Hunky Dory” allows Bowie to make some pertinent points about life, the universe and everything, and equally allows him to be open and upfront about his influences. “Song For Bob Dylan” is one such example, where he approximates a good impression of the former Robert Zimmerman’s nasal tones over a somewhat countrified Ronson riff, whilst gently mocking his “voice like sand and glue”. “Andy Warhol”, later covered well by Dana Gillespie (whose work with Bowie is ridiculously underrated) is an acoustic number containing some whip-cracking and yelps just to add to the drama. Neither of the titular legends appreciated these ‘tributes’, but the two songs display an artist growing in confidence and distinction nonetheless.
   And the great moments just keep coming. The opener, “Changes”, has often been seized on as a reflection of the singer’s own quicksilver personality, though it seems lyrically to be aimed at the older generation attempting to boss the young. Musically it also sets the tone for the record – graceful piano and string arrangements, and Bowie’s saxophone playing gets plenty of airtime. “Oh! You Pretty Things” borrows, rarely, from late-period Beatles – such as the Paul McCartney-sung “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”. “Life On Mars” is brought to life brilliantly by Ronson’s arrangements; Kooks is one of Bowie’s most charmingly-written compositions about his son Zowie, “Quicksand” channels Neil Young with extra glamour thrown in “I’m the twisted name on Garbo’s eyes”, and offsets the humour of the previous number with the less-than-cheery chorus refrain “Knowledge comes with death’s release”. The album also contains a tip of the hat to the Velvet Underground on its rockiest moment, “Queen Bitch”, and Bowie’s vocal incorporates Lou Reed’s whoops and monotone sneer to great effect. The album’s closer, “The Bewlay Brothers”, further references the plight of Terry Burns, and alludes to scenes of violence and even homosexuality before its sped-up and slowed-down vocal finale both amuses and disarms, with its intimations of schizophrenia.
   That this record didn’t give David Bowie a breakthrough could perhaps be put down to the sheer quality of the era – 1971 had enormous competition on the singer-songwriter front, with albums like Carole King’s “Tapestry”, Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On” and Joni Mitchell’s “Blue”. Yet this is a first-class effort from Bowie, often heralded since Ziggy’s success as one of his finest. Accessible musically, if not always lyrically, “Hunky Dory” is a key work by the artist.

5) The Man Who Sold The World (1970, Hard Rock/Blues Rock). Produced by Tony Visconti

It’s a tough call between this album and “Hunky Dory” as to which should higher up this list. But whilst I find the latter to be a great songwriting album I give this one the nod as it’s got a unique, disquieting quality, and of the artist’s harder-edged, rockier efforts this is by far the most consistent and accomplished. Despite the very rough nature of the recording, and Bowie’s general absence from the studio, this is a thrilling, unsettling record which paints even more disturbing pictures than had appeared on his debut.
   At a time when emerging bands like Queen were trying to establish their own identity by stepping away from pure hard rock towards something lighter and more creative, Bowie seemed to be heading the other way – obscuring his lightness of touch with crunching guitars, booming bass, rat-a-tat drums and eerie, primitive synths. It figures that this record was rumoured to be one that, until perhaps “Never Let Me Down”, he had least studio involvement in, allowing Ronson, Visconti and Mick Woodmansey to have a major musical involvement, though this was not reflected in the writing credits.
   Yet if newly-married life was limiting his studio time Bowie’s maturing as a songwriter was very obvious here – the 9 minute opening track effectively takes two very different songs and welds them together seamlessly, from the rockier opener, where the narrator meets “a monster sleeping by a tree / And looked and frowned ‘cos the monster was me”, then a slow-fast-slow number where he faces the devil in a homoerotic encounter. “All The Madmen” references Terry Burns’ time in Cane Hill mental institution in chilling fashion. “After All” takes the waltz of “Little Bombardier” and twists it from seemingly detached jauntiness to despondency and despair. The seemingly throwaway nature of “Running Gun Blues”, heightened by the singer’s giddy vocal, underscores its psychotic undertones, “Saviour Machine” has a grand but crunchingly mechanical rhythms and sci-fi future hell predict Gary Numan, the haunting title track would go on to famously infuriate its creator when being complimented for covering a Nirvana song (the Seattle band brilliantly performed it on their “Unplugged” LP) and then there’s the Nietsche paean “The Supermen”, with its titanic drumming from Woodmansey, and its soaring wordless vocals and Ronson’s arpeggios building the drama to the singer’s screamed refrain.
   The record’s oppressive mood, occasional moments of instrumental hard rock jamming (“She Shook Me Cold” being an example, as well as the album’s opener) and rough-round-the-edges production make it one of Bowie’s most forbidding albums, and have gained it criticism for being too limited to blues-rock. But stick with it and you’ll be rewarded with a dense, intelligent long-player that creates fascinating mental images and can rock with anything by Led Zeppelin or Cream.

4) Low (1977, Art Rock/Ambient). Produced by David Bowie and Tony Visconti

When I was growing up a friend introduced me to David Bowie’s “The Rise & Fall Of Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders From Mars”. Thinking I knew the artist I then went and bought “Low”, assuming it would be similar: yet after playing it from start to finish I quickly realised the notorious quality that set Bowie apart from the other artists: his capacity to change so fully and so confidently. The withdrawn, half-formed songs on side 1, the brooding, often despair-ridden instrumentals on side 2; no wonder RCA got cold feet and wanted a Young Americans II.
   “Low”, so the story goes, is the record that Bowie made upon relocating to Berlin (there would be two others, ‘Heroes’ and “Lodger”, though only ‘Heroes’ was actually recorded in the German city). At this point he and friend Iggy Pop were fighting their own demons – for Bowie it was coke addiction, malnutrition, an impending divorce and an increasing isolation from normality, whilst for Iggy it was the humiliating collapse of his once-feared band The Stooges, the spectre of heroin addiction and, until Bowie visited him, a stay in the local mental hospital. It would be typical of both that from such an unfortunate start they would create among the best work of their career.
   The Kraftwerk and Neu! influence that so interested Bowie is evident here, as well as some clever tricks of his own. The Tony Visconti-created Eventide Harmonizer helped develop a unique drum sound where the pitch would drop throughout whilst maintaining the clattering sound. Instrumental opener “Speed Of Life” is a good example of this, as is “A New Career In A New Town” which opens side 2. However the vocal tracks are not a failure because of their detached, numbed-out style – if anything they helped create post-punk and new wave. “Breaking Glass”, with its distinctive speaker-to-speaker synth swoop takes just one brief verse and one brief ‘chorus’ – if a once-only chorus isn’t a contradiction in terms – and then simply fades out. Iggy makes an appearance on backing vocals on “What In The World”, most notable for its odd chocka-chocka rhythm track, and “Sound And Vision” acts as the album’s emotional (albeit numbed) centre – its oddly catchy musical refrain and inspired backing vocals sweetening its catatonic, anti-social message. “Always Crashing In The Same Car”, however, with Eno’s synth swirls all over it, refers to an alleged suicide attempt by the singer, and the following Be My Wife is so yearning “sometimes you get so lonely/sometimes you get nowhere/I’ve lived all over the world/I’ve left every place” it almost be an out-take from the desperate “Station To Station”.
   The lengthier tone poems, meanwhile, have a curious tone to them – both slow-moving and unsettling. “Warszawa”, reflecting Bowie’s feelings on seeing the Polish capital, is extraordinarily sombre, Eduard Meyer’s cello offset by Eno’s stuttering and keening synths, before the singer finally makes his entrance in the second half of the track singing in a made-up yet emotive language: it’s one of the artist’s most successful experiments. “Art Decade” has tumbling chords and water-drop effects which are punctuated by screeching synths, reflecting Bowie’s concern at the obliteration of culture in West Germany – he and Iggy were shocked that old pre-war films faced decay rather than release. “Weeping Wall” has an effective mix of xylophones and background electric guitar, set alongside Bowie’s moaning vocalese and Eno’s synth warbles, whilst the brooding closer “Subterraneans”, referring to East Berlin, has the Eno influence all over it, albeit with more downbeat ‘nonsense’ vocals from Bowie and some beautiful sax-playing which highlights the history of the city and its more recent struggles.
   “Low” is a bleak work, one which initially highlights its creator’s own problems and then those of the place which he had made his own, and it is not exactly music to put on before heading out for a night on the town. But it remains one of the most influential records ever released It is highly recommended for anyone with an interest in post-punk or ambient music, or Brian Eno’s most important work in particular, and remains – alongside the two other Berlin works – among David’s favourite works.

Albums 1-3 will follow shortly.

DAVID BOWIE : Worst To Best Albums, My Recommendations. By Laurence Buxton 2017. Part 1.

Since the hyperbole around David Bowie has died down a little since his passing I feel it’s now possible to review his career in a more measured way. As the artist most renowned for self-reinvention there have been artistic low points as well as unique peaks, and even as a big fan I’d like to have my say on which is his most iconic work, which is his most underrated record, which is his best starting point for a new fan, and so on. Please be aware I haven’t included the “Labyrinth” soundtrack for the same reason 
   I haven’t included the “Absolute Beginners” soundtrack, or others where Bowie only contributed a few songs or tracks to, nor his works as producer such as Mott The Hoople’s “All The Young Dudes”, Lou Reed’s “Transformer” or his works with Iggy Pop, commendable as many of them are.
So this article is a rundown of what I consider (my opinion!) of the worst to best albums David Bowie put out in his lifetime. It’s not a song-by-song breakdown but merely a list of what I believe is the order of excellence; there are some which people will surely disagree with, in which case I’m more than happy to hear the other side of the argument.

28) Tonight (1984, Pop/Rock). Produced by David Bowie, Derek Bramble and Hugh Padgham

There’s no sugar-coating this one, even for a lifelong fan – “Tonight” is about the most insipid, lifeless album ever released by a major artist, let alone Bowie. Swimming in a tepid pool of committee-style production by Hugh Padgham, Derek Bramble and the man himself, with phoned-in performances by his latest backing band – surprisingly containing the likes of Carlos Alomar and Carmine Rojas – and an absolute paucity of original material, it’s desperate stuff – rarely has a less-deserving record reached number 1 on the UK charts.
   Just two newly-composed songs appear on the record, with the artist who once used to casually dish out hit numbers to the likes of Mott The Hoople largely relying on old Iggy Pop songs both to flesh out the record and send some much-needed royalties towards The Godfather Of Punk. This generosity of spirit alone might give its creator a little leeway, though only a little. Whatever brickbats are aimed at “Let’s Dance” by Bowie aficianados it’s in a different league to this effort, even if its general tameness helped this record to succeed it.
   Unsurprisingly it’s the two new tracks which provide the highlights. Unlike “The Man Who Sold The World” Bowie’s involvement here really does seem half-hearted rather than just time-limited, but the grandly ascending chords and ominous refrain of the God-querying “Loving The Alien” provides hints of the old drama, and the 50s-influenced “Blue Jean”, with a lively sax and simple but danceable rhythm straight off “Let’s Dance”, makes him seem moderately engaged.
   Sadly the Iggy songs (not all of them co-written with David) range from passable – the rocking “Neighbourhood Threat”; the lively Iggy duet “Dancing With The Big Boys” with its comically deep refrain and evocative lyrics such as “your family is a football team”; the curious (the latin-tinged “Tumble & Twirl”) and most regrettably the muzak-lite of “Don’t Look Down” and “Tonight”, both unrecognisable from the originals. Yet Bowie’s cover of The Beach Boys’ classic “God Only Knows” is even more excruciating, not least in its bawled lead vocal. This moment probably ranks as the singer’s absolute nadir, with the possible exception of parts of Tin Machine II.
   As previously mentioned the perceived wisdom generally has it that its successor is worse, but here, with the aforementioned production, the artist not even attempting to pad out the album with new material and a band that sounds half-awake from backing vocals to arrangements to instrumentation, “Tonight” is surely the bottom of the Bowie barrel.

27) Tin Machine II (1991, Rock/Hard Rock/Blues/Punk). Produced by Tin Machine and Tim Palmer, with Hugh Padgham (“One Shot”)
The original Tin Machine album has faced a torrent of criticism over the years – the once-impressed Q subsequently named it in their 50 worst ever albums list and the record has scooped numerous dubious ‘honours’ since – but this sequel is, in my opinion, worse. Lacking the original’s no-nonsense punch and team ethic but keeping its excessive length, “Tin Machine II” simply proves that the band should have been a one-shot deal, shaking off Bowie’s cobwebs and startling his fans who felt he’d gone into a creative torpor.
   It starts off reasonably well, with the lively “Baby Universal” sounding like something off a less cluttered “Lodger” or a more straightened-out “Scary Monsters”. But Gabrels’ excessive squealing and Bowie’s own macho posturing on “One Shot” and A Big Hurt are aggravating, whilst both “You Belong In Rock ‘n’ Roll” and the Roxy Music cover “Is There Is Something” are too subdued, so if you want to hear the songs being given more commitment this is perhaps the one good reason to own the live LP “Tin Machine Live : Oy Vey Baby”.
   Meanwhile the Hunt Sales-sung and written “Stateside” is bluesy bar-room boogie which simply doesn’t belong on a Bowie-related record and is often reckoned to be the worst ever song associated with him, with provincial and misogynistic lyrics like “Marilyn inflatables home on the range / where the suffering comes easy on a blonde with no brain”. Even the apparent high points are generally at street level, though “Shopping For Girls” is a subdued, textured masterpiece detailing the cold realities of child sexual exploitation in Thailand and acts as a kind of update to the gritty social commentary of “Repetition”, off the “Lodger” album.
   Regarding Tin Machine II’s other highlights the Burroughsian cut-up “Goodbye Mr Ed” isn’t quite the classic it’s often painted as; to me it’s more of a signal that Bowie clearly wanted to get back to his solo freedom, but it’s certainly a respectable closer (a shame that the album even gets this wrong by following it with an inconsequential guitar-based instrumental). By the same token Sorry, if one forgets it’s on a Bowie record, is the kind of ballad a post Faces-Rod Stewart, Sting or Bryan Adams might have been proud to be involved with, and to this writer is curiously affecting rather than a complete disaster.
   However the band were clearly on borrowed time. “Tin Machine II” is a poor record by Bowie’s standards, lacking the freshness, boldness and impact of the first long-player and retaining its excessive length. It’s the worst of both worlds in an LP which, for all its fleeting successes, can’t be considered anything other than the dying creative embers for a band which many took issue with being formed in the first place. The live album, “Oy Vey Baby”, would be all but ignored, and wisely.

26) hours… (1999, Rock). Produced by David Bowie and Reeves Gabrels

This offering from 1999 was a curious disappointment from Bowie – after the wild artistic (in every sense) pretentions of “1.Outside” and the furious, spiky jungle of “Earthling” this sounded both pessimistic and blatantly derivative. Marketed as a spiritual successor to the still towering “Hunky Dory” the record is actually full of tracks meant for the computer game “Omikron – The Nomad Soul”, which may explain the slightly half-baked feel to the project.
   The opening single (and Bowie’s had a few misfires on that score over the years) is the slow-paced and staggeringly-lifeless “Thursday’s Child”, which seems him sing “seeing my past and letting go”, only for the rest of the record to give the impression he’s got more demons now than ever before. “Something In The Air” and the seven minute plus “If I’m Dreaming My Life” fall into this category whilst one can audibly feel faithful lead guitarist Reeves Gabrels’ frustrations at the gentle, doubtful nature of the material. The best track on the album’s front end (and indeed its entirety) is Seven, a softly sung, philosophical piece which could almost be a “Hunky Dory” track but told from later in life.
   The second half of the record is even less distinguished, with Bowie’s yodelling vocal aping Peter Gabriel on “New Angels Of Promise” and “The Pretty Things Are Going To Hell” referencing both old school chum Phil May and old pal Iggy’s bands without the punch of either. “What’s Really Happening”, featuring competition winner Alex Grant on lyrics and, along with a friend, backing vocals, is a kind gesture but an aimless song which it was later admitted didn’t turn out cohesively. Only the Eastern-tinged instrumental “Brilliant Adventure”, reminiscent of side 2 of “Heroes” or the lesser-known “Crystal Japan” recorded circa “Scary Monsters”, is promising, but at less than two minutes it’s frustratingly brief.
   Despite it forming part of his perceived late-career renaissance ‘hours…’ sees a Bowie who’s scratching around for inspiration past and present, and comes up short on both, and it’s curious that Tony Visconti’s return would apparently solve this problem so successfully. Interesting cover artwork aside – with the younger Bowie as angel cradling the “Earthling”-era figure, and drawing attention to the artist’s approach of his work from two distinct angles – ‘hours…’ is one of his less distinguished autumnal records.

25) Never Let Me Down (1987, Stadium Rock/Pop). Produced by David Bowie and David Richards

This is very far from being a top Bowie product or even a middle-ranking one, but I take slight issue with those who feel it’s the absolute worst – and there are many who do. Firstly, compared to Tonight, there’s a stack of new material here. Second, the backing band (led by old chum Peter Frampton and with Bowie back playing a multitude of instruments including the occasional lead guitar) are at least allowed to do their stuff, and whilst the Steely Dan-style rhythms are never particularly original they make the record far more lively than the turgid “Tonight”. Thirdly, some of Bowie’s vocals are up there with his best. And finally, perhaps most importantly, some of the songs are genuinely catchy and even anthemic.

   “Beat Of Your Drum” has a chorus which is genuinely cheery, sexy and with its swinging sax, uplifting. The title track is a clever Lennon-pastiche in the style of Queen’s “Life Is Real – (Song For Lennon)”. “Zeroes” combines a Prince name-check with 1960s backwards-psychedelia, which was relatively rare ground for Bowie, and is spiritedly-done. Subsequent interviews may have proven how uninvolved David was, but it’d be a big stretch to say the LP confirms this in its every groove. Songs like these may never get the commendation of his 1970s work, but personally I find them more immediate and vibrant than much of, say, ‘hours…’.
   But I’m not deluded : sadly much of the 2nd half of the record balances out any of the good work in the first. In fairness, despite the narration on “Glass Spider” verging on self-parody the song stirs itself with a pounding, relentless backbeat, ominous riff, whilst the fey chant of “the water’s all gone” is oddly hypnotic, in the style of some of his best 1970s work. Much of the rest of the record’s back end really is sub-standard, though – the insipid rapping duet with Mickey Rourke on “Makin’ My Love (Like A Shining Star)”; the lack of a memorable melody or convincing chorus on “New York’s In Love” and the robotic retread of Iggy’s “Bang Bang”, which the former James Osterberg at least gave his distinctive presence to on his (nearly-as-derided) album “Party”. The bouncy, 50s-style “Too Dizzy”, whilst not in my view the record’s absolute nadir, was removed by its creator on subsequent reissues of the album, so his view of it can hardly be taken as positive.
    Frustratingly outtakes from the time such as “Julie”, a tale of unrequited love featuring pretty guitar work and effective dual-octave vocals in the chorus could have been a big hit for a band like The Cars, prove that Bowie wasn’t producing solely substandard material at the time: his contributions to Iggy’s “Blah Blah Blah” album prove that. Yet artistically Bowie was hitting a dead-end. The self-administered jolt of Tin Machine was not requested or in many cases rapturously received, but it was certainly what was required.

24) David Bowie (1967, Pop/Rock/Novelty). Produced by Mike Vernon

One of the most bizarre debut records by anyone, including the judgment of Gus Dudgeon who engineered it – contrary to popular belief it was Mike Vernon who produced it). The album “David Bowie”, completely self-penned, is a far cry from the R&B bands whose sixties debuts would generally be stuffed to the gills with familiar standards, and displays an imagination almost without bounds, whilst the end results, though far from classic, are never less than diverting.
   The range of subjects covered here is truly shocking. There’s an already-jaundiced view on the then-prevalent hippy culture (“Sell Me A Coat”, “Join The Gang”), rumoured child abuse (“Little Bombardier”), transvestism (“She’s Got Medals”), cannibalism (“We Are Hungry Men”) and even more startlingly the soliloquy of a murderer (“Please Mr Gravedigger”).
Such topics are so out of step with the psychedelia of The Beatles or the raunchy R&B of The Rolling Stones and The Pretty Things it’s no surprise it made no chart impact – even Ray Davies, to whom the slight music-hall stylings bear a resemblance, wouldn’t go this far on his more adventurous concept albums with The Kinks. Songs which did not appear here included the infamous “The Laughing Gnome”, “Rupert The Riley” (about a motor car) and “Little Toy Soldier”, which concerned a girl whose love of S&M leads her to overwind a toy which subsequently whips her to death. Top Of The Pops was never beckoning for such material.
   Musically it’s as unique as it is lyrically. Songs such as “Little Bombardier” show a use of the waltz, which would be cleverly put to use on “The Man Who Sold The World’s” downbeat “After All”, whilst tracks like “Rubber Band” show Bowie’s much-trumpeted early influence from Anthony Newley. Elsewhere there’s some evidence of R&B and even early British blues, behind the singer’s unique worldview. However despite the references to “mountains of Lhasa” on songs such as “Silly Boy Blue” the one style that the record could not be said to be in thrall to is psychedelia, which is in ironic as the same week as this record came out the all-conquering Beatles were about to release Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
   “David Bowie” is a unique entry in the artist’s canon, and even if some of his material from the time would be embarrassing later in life to the singer-songwriter it’s an important point of reference interested in his work. However it’s difficult to think of any fans of a particular style of music who would naturally be drawn to this debut effort. It’s a curio which shows an original talent blossoming, but it’s more to be taken as a curiosity than a substantial achievement in its own right.

23) Pin Ups (1973, Rock/British Blues/British R&B/Psychedelia). Produced by Ken Scott and David Bowie
Another oddity in Bowie’s catalogue, this collection of cover versions from the 1960s – ranging from the classic Syd Barrett-fronted Pink Floyd (See Emily Play) to the heavy mod rock of The Who (“I Can’t Explain”) but particularly heavy on the British Blues and R&B movement. The inbuilt blokeiness of the source material might seem odd coming from the man who would be marketed to be the ‘Queen’ to Elvis’s ‘King’, but the record hit number 1 in the UK and continued his winning streak.
   One of the curiosities about the record is that it’s perhaps one of the few occasions that Bowie’s limitations, even in a style of music he initially dabbled in before coming famous, become apparent. It’s even more surprising that he would revisit such territory for the Tin Machine project some 15 years later, because vocally he does occasionally seem out of his depth here. For all his excellent range and use of timbre he’s not a shouter in the Roger Daltrey mould, and though Ronson and co would probably have been comfortable with the choice of material, judging by the work with his previous band (The Rats) and the subsequent work outs on the outtakes on his own record “Play Don’t Worry”, Bowie never sounds right pouring his heart out in such bluesy, stereotypical fashion.
   When the treatment of the material (rather than the material itself) is more subtle and graceful it’s more successful (“Sorrow”), when it’s subdued it plays more to his strengths (The Who’s “I Can’t Explain”), when it gives him a chance to indulge in vocal gymnastics and glam-style sax (Them’s “Here Comes The Night”) or alternatively when Bowie is able to throw in lots of quirky touches of his own (the “Aladdin Sane”-style coda to “See Emily Play”). This track is arguably the best of the bunch, showing a kinship with the original whilst imbuing it with the glam-era Bowie’s embellishments.
   
   For those who enjoyed the Spiders’ previous work with Bowie “Pin Ups” is still a worthwhile purchase, giving more chances for Mick Ronson to display his chops. It’s just that Bowie himself isn’t as well-suited to the task he’s set himself. The less commercial success but great acclaim of Bryan Ferry’s own album of covers, “These Foolish Things”, seemed to indicate that the foppish Roxy Music frontman was more well-suited to the task – future Ferry solo projects have sometimes concentrated on such material over originals, in a way that Bowie never would again.

22) Reality (2003, Rock / Art Rock). Produced by David Bowie and Tony Visconti

A pretty derivative album all-round, “Reality” gets by on its strong backing band (including Earl Slick, Mark Plati, Sterling Campbell, Mike Garson and Gail Ann Dorsey, with producer Tony Visconti himself also contributing) and some interesting lyrical ideas and images. It also proves that, if he is going to rob his own past, he has at least got one of the best back catalogues to rifle through. The meaning of the record’s title, that reality in the modern world means we doesn’t have certainties or even clear knowledge anymore, would hardly be apparent to anyone listening to the record. However on closer listen there’s a concern about world events, particularly the military incursions into Iraq on “Fall Dog Bombs The Moon”.
   It’s a rockier affair than “Heathen”, which is notable from the opening number “New Killer Star” and the seemingly defiant “Never Get Old”. The presence of Mike Garson on grand piano brings back memories of “Aladdin Sane”, particularly on the grand, jazz-tinged closer “Bring Me The Disco King”. There are further, disparate cover versions, and it would be fair to say the Jonathan Richman “Pablo Picasso” comes across more memorably than George Harrison’s “Try Some, Buy Some”, though the theme of the song – becoming aware of God amid earthly temptations – would be one that Bowie had touched on throughout his career.
   Elsewhere “Days” brings back memories of Heathen’s quieter introspection, “Looking For Water” hints back to the disturbing mantras on an album such as “1.Outside”. “The Loneliest Guy”, meanwhile, is written from the point of view of a character coming to the end of his life, stating he’s the luckiest guy in the world not the loneliest, whilst Garson’s sombre piano and Bowie’s own fragile vocal give the opposite impression – the song points towards material on his final two albums, particularly the backward-looking “Where Are We Now?” Taken with songs such as “Bring Me The Disco King” it’s a curious mix with the ‘Bowie is back’ nature of songs like “Never Get Old”, and makes the record’s tone a little difficult to get comfortable with.
   Reality isn’t a great Bowie work (and its cover is, like its eventual successor, one of his least distinguished) but it certainly proves his uniqueness, and, just like he did in the 1970s, that he could retain a band talented enough to do justice to his artistic flourishes – check out the excellent live recording in selected editions of the compilation “Bowie At The Beeb”, recorded in 2000. Whilst Reality raids his back catalogue even more than normal it finds him doing so more convincingly than say, “…hours”; occasionally summoning up those moments of drama and brilliance with genuine conviction. It was a solid if not spectacular farewell for a decade, and something to miss him with.

21) Tin Machine (1988, Hard Rock/Blues/Punk). Produced by Tin Machine and Tim Palmer

This is generally portrayed as not only one of Bowie’s but one of pop/rock’s greatest follies: a shameful, unlistenable selection of clattering, merciless rhythm section; squealing, discordant lead guitar, and a hoarse (whether from smoking or shouting), once-legendary singer reduced to either macho sexism or patronising finger-wagging in a way that would have been blanched at on “Scary Monsters”. However the record, channelling hard-rockers like Cream and the alt-rock of The Pixies, has as many high points as it has lows (well, nearly), for those who want to hear their hero with the amps turned up to 11.

   If the LP had been considerably pruned it would have been a far more successful effort, containing a sheer sonic whack that the artist never matched before or after. The record might lack the unique lyrical forays into dark sci-fi or philosophy that the similarly hard-rock styled “The Man Who Sold The World” boasted, but its clear production – the drums are HUGE – is a major plus point and means it has at least one advantage it has over its (admittedly far superior) nearest contender in the hard-rock canon.
   At the risk of being controversial I would contend that side one contains some of Bowie’s best songs in years. There’s the bluesy, rootsy opener “Heaven’s In Here” with its carnal subject matter and dramatic breaks; the frantic pound of the title track, sliced through with Reeves Gabrels’ most inspired squealing, on a par with Bowie’s old friend and guitarist Adrian Belew, and the anti-drugs, mid-tempo rocker “Prisoner Of Love” sounds like Jimi Hendrix meets T-Rex. “I Can’t Read”, whilst horribly over-extended live, is filled with familiar drama and build, and on side 2 “Bus Stop”, which almost plays like a hoedown on fast-forward, is yet another tale of meeting God, albeit tongue-in-cheek.
   Yet I have to say that the rest of the album’s back end is disappointing – “Amazing” is simply cliched, the cover of “Working Class Hero” is blustering, “Pretty Thing” and “Video Crime” are both rambling and tuneless, while the dull, plodding “Run” and the messy “Sacrifice Yourself”, complete with cringeworthy whoops and idiotic lyrics, foreshadows the worst moments of the album’s sequel and, like much of that record, should have been abandoned. At least the closing “Baby Can Dance”, with its New York Dolls/Rolling Stones swagger closes the record memorably – it’s just a shame the record, in keeping with its punkish ethos, couldn’t just err on the side of shortness, or it would be regarded much more respectably in the list of Bowie products.

Please note albums 11-20 and 1-10 will follow in subsequent posts.

KING CRIMSON ALBUMS. WORST TO BEST. By Laurence Buxton 2019.

One of the few prog rock bands to have their reputation enhanced rather than shattered (and one of the few, along with van der Graaf generator) to avoid skewering from the back-to-basics punk rock movement) King Crimson’s edgy, angular art-rock remains as unsettling and distinctive now as when their debut came out in 1969. The famous saying is that if Wagner were in a rock band it’d be King Crimson, and it’s an appropriate analogy.
   So why is this? Firstly it’s that the band’s guitarist and longtime musical director, Robert Fripp, was determined not to let the group settle into a rut – having once described the group as “a way of doing things” it only takes a listen of virtually any of their records to confirm that Crimson’s ‘way of doing things’ is different to anyone else’s. Having perfected a dark-hued, challenging take on the symphonic pop-rock of the mellow Moody Blues and particularly the pessimistic Barclay James Harvest, the group then threw in jazzy elements in (Lizard), experimental improvisation (LTiA), brutal grooves (Red), gamelan and new wave (Discipline) and just about everything together (Thrak and onwards). Somehow, despite their relatively inaccessibility and largely impersonal approach to lyrics – rarely has a rock band been quite so distant from their origins – the band have kept up with the times. Fripp’s ruthless nature – alienating or firing lyricists or musicians as they get deemed surplus to requirements, may just have facilitated this.
   Indeed not only do the group’s atonal, discordant and menacing soundscapes and detached worldview come across as simulataneously ancient and timeless but their frequent problems and collapses over the years have often worked in their favour. This arguably helped them avoid the harsh critical backlash that the more airy-fairy, ‘noodly’ proggers received, for all the success of Yes and Genesis. When Fripp dissolved the band in 1974 following Red’s release he sidestepped the ‘punk revolution’ neatly, though the fire and fury of that record was enough to scorch the spiked hair of Johnny Rotten and co. Furthermore when he worked as a session musician in the late 1970s he grew an understanding of new wave which meant that reforming Crimson, notably with the quirky, David-Byrne-like Adrian Belew, produced the fresh but equally magical Discipline; the rise of the alternative scene brought the band to new recognition in the 1990s: bands such as Tool and the Mars Volta openly claim KC as an influence. Even hip-hop artists have now started doing the same, and signature song 21st Century Schizoid Man’s sampling on Kanye West’s hit Power indicated that this most distinctive, often scarily intense group could still inspire those at the opposite end of the popular music spectrum.
   Yet for all that the group would struggle to command a consistent affection across their releases, even to a hardcore fan. Rarely has a band, even in the prog rock category, challenged the listened quite so directly and made shifts in style so jarring. To take just the three first records a skeletal jazz improvisation can sit between a bombastic ballad and stirring, mediaeval-themed stately number (In The Court Of The Crimson King), an unusually humorous, almost knockabout jazzy number can sit in front of a three-part, nightmarish rewrite of Gustav Holtz’s Mars and a short, dreamy lovesong can be followed by a side-long, multi-part jazz experiment culminating in speeding-up circus music (Lizard). Sometimes these experiments truly fall flat on their faces – the band, even Fripp, openly disparage Lizard, whilst their 1980s records eventually descended into an awkward attempt both to hit the singles market and recapture the experiental zeal of their 70s work. Recent records (notably The Construkction of Light) have also been lambasted, notably for a paucity of new ideas. Yet listen to the standard of the musicianship on the best records (such as the jazzy interplay on the instrumental mid-section of 21st Century Schizoid Man, the bewildering jamming on Larks Tongues In Aspic Part 1 or Fripp’s soloing on Red’s Providence): the group has chops, and when it comes to building tension (take Epitaph from the debut or the closing Starless from Red) there is no outfit near them.
   So please read my selections of their albums (worst to best) below, and comment your opinions on this daring, dangerous band, and if you haven’t heard them, give them a go – once heard, never forgotten. Enjoy!
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13) The Construktion Of Light

Misspelt title, misconstrued project. If ever there’s a King Crimson record that’s ‘more of the same’, it’s this one. Lacking the excitement of the ‘double trio’ that made Thrak such an impactful (if flawed) record, the quarter of Adrian Belew, Robert Fripp, Trey Gunn and Pat Mastelotto go over largely familiar ground here, without the wild and woolly moments which caught the ear before.
   There’s a couple of interesting diversions – Belew’s amusing, Tom Waits-style vocals on Frakctured, the free-association worldplay on ‘bonus track’ Heaven And Earth , closes the record with a drum-and-bass / jungle influenced direction with surprising success, but for the large part the record is flatly-produced and lacking the sense of adventure which the band had always been known for. Despite the group’s occasionally failed experients this album is almost universally regarded as the band’s low point: Construktion is the sound of a band that was not known for sticking still long enough to get stuck in a rut getting stuck in one.
12) In The Wake Of Poseidon

With the band rocked by the departures of Ian McDonald and Michael Giles, Robert Fripp was left with a quandary – break with the successful format of the debut or head for new territory of his own? In the end, he did both – the first half follows the original’s sound to a tee, perhaps the most blatantly derivative material ever produced by a band – Pictures Of A City is a sleazier carbon-copy of Schizoid Man, lacking its impact; the title track, with its oddly-French tones in the coda, reworks Epitaph but in a lyrically almost-indecipherable way, hinting at the frustrations that would lead to Fripp eventually dismissing lyricist Peter Sinfield in the future.
   The second half, though, moves into both a jazzier direction (the jaunty Cat Food, with Keith Tippett making his debut) and in a downright scarier one too with its atonal, nightmarish reworking of Mars (The Devil’s Triangle). Despite pipping its debut in its UK chart performance and lacking a forgettable ‘Moonchild moment’ this sophomore effort is, sad to say, some way its inferior.
11) Islands

The final record of the ‘first era’ of the band, Islands sees a more subdued set of performances than expected from King Crimson. The material is, in truth, very mixed – opener Formentera Lady is a weepy, drippy ballad that goes on far too long and doesn’t seem to suit new singer/bassist Boz Burrell, whilst the female vocalese late on is ear torture. The Letter is a typical Sinfield melodrama with perhaps one of the band’s less memorable melodies, and Ladies Of The Night is another (by now increasingly tired) tirade at groupies, complete with a Lennonesque style vocal delivery from Burrell.
   Yet the other three numbers stand out for different reasons – Prelude: Song Of The Gulls is a delicate classical number from Fripp which dates back to the band’s parent band Giles, Giles and Fripp; the aggressive banjo-like guitar duel with a particularly doomy mellotron on A Sailor’s Tale predicts the band’s dark, abrasive and improvisatory future and the title number is a beautifully-building, melancholy yet peaceful ballad, perhaps the prettiest the band ever created.
10) Three Of A Perfect Pair

The relationship between singer/guitarist Adrian Belew & Robert Fripp was reportedly on the wane by now, leading to a record where, despite the democratic credits associating all numbers to all four members, Belew largely took the dominant role on the first side and Fripp on the second. Unsurprisingly this means there’s new wave pop on Side 1, including Man With An Open Heart, perhaps their most chart-friendly number yet – whilst side 2 contains more experimental, ambient pieces.
   There are also two surprises in the record’s back end – Dig Me, which sees Belew adapt a McCartney-style chorus to the story of a wrecked car awaiting demolition and coaxing twisted metal noises from his guitar for the verses, and Larks Tongues in Aspic part 3, which is very different to the (themselves very diverse) parts 1 & 2. Nonetheless it’s not difficult to see that the band was by now heading for a long hiatus due to the sheer difference in Belew and Fripp’s visions, though at least it had lasted three consecutive albums with the same lineup this time.
9) Lizard

This bizarre record came out in 1970, when prog rock was sending some of its more crazy offerings towards the album charts, and even actually getting to the top of them. With bassist/singer Greg Lake having left to join ELP Gordon Haskell came in full-time, whilst new drummer Andy McCulloch contributes as many fills and flourishes to the sound as possible. Jazzy tempo-changes, acoustic guitars, melodic flutes and woodwind sections seemingly sweeten the palatte, but it’s a false impression – opening number Cirkus, probably the record’s strongest moment, highlights just how challenging the record would be even in comparison to previous ones.
   Shortly after the record was completed a fed-up Haskell departed (as did McCulloch), leaving the band in disarray and a feud between Haskell and Fripp that would endure even into the former’s ultimately successful solo career. Jon Anderson of Yes makes a guest appearance in the first part of the side-long title track, but even by the standards of side-long ‘epics’ it’s a confusing listen which makes little good use of Mel Collins’ talents. Bewildering even to the people that made it, Lizard is for prog afficianados.
8) Beat

The concept of Beat – with all the tracks concerning beat poets – means that it can never be fully-considered to be the sell-out some accuse of it: to date it is also King Crimson’s sole concept album. Also there’s one unforgettable, if close to unlistenable, moment with the closing number, Requiem, where an unhappy Fripp lets rip on lead like never quite before or since, shattering the zen-like calm of the shimmering background drone similar to some of his work on David Bowie’s Heroes
   Elsewhere there’s a mix of surprisingly radio-friendly Police-like material (Heartbeat), another take on Thela Hun Ginjeet from Discipline – the furiously thrashing Neurotica – and songs which took the 80s sound to new, dense levels such as the lilting and chiming Two Hands. It was a less happy recording experience for the band, with the generally easy-going Belew expelling Fripp from the studio at one point, but whilst it’s not the equal of Discipline with rambling, plodding numbers like The Howler on here, but it’s not nearly as bad as its reputation would suggest.
7) Thrak

KC’s return with a double trio was a dramatic one even for this ‘no-half-measures’ band. Effectively it takes two guitar/bass/drum bands and puts the two together to see what happens: unsurprisingly with this outfit you get a wild, unwieldy and often terrifyingly heavy experience. The record is pretty sprawling, and can be split into three rather than four parts.
   The middle section – arguably the LP’s strongest – is book-ended by the short, darkly brooding Inner Garden songs and contains new slants: People displays a Depeche Mode feel to the choruses and One Time is a despairing but melodically-brilliant ballad. Unfortunately the throwbacks to Red’s ominous, darkly grooving title track seems to copy it too slavishly and the Beatles influences become a little too obvious: Dinosaur is an amped-up White Album style number and the following Walking On Air is a George Harrison-style swooner. The record outstays its welcome with the denseness of the sound occasionally overpowering it and the mix not containing enough to separate all the instruments – notably the two drummers – but at least half of it ranks near to the finest the band put out.
6) Starless And Bible Black

King Crimson’s experimental, abrasive and heavy direction had seen a truly remarkable reinvention with Larks Tongue In Aspic, and here Crimson tried to blend the twisted, atonal and unpredictable art rock and distinctive, sombre ballads of that offering with live recordings, to showcase their improvisational skills.

   Unfortunately Jamie Muir had already departed by this point and the percussionist’s absence is keenly felt: the remaining musicians have said how fond they were of the eccentric crowd favourite before he went into a monastery and how his loss unbalanced them.
The spiky, startling edge Muir provided behind Bruford’s backbeat is therefore gone, but that doesn’t mean the LP is a more becalmed listen: opening rocker ‘The Great Deceiver’ is a furious diatribe at the falseness of the tourism industry around the Vatican; ‘Lament’ turns suddenly from Beatlesesque brooder into angular arpeggios and dramatic drumbreaks, whilst Trio sees Bruford get a writing credit for merely placing his drumsticks across his chest, feeling the track would benefit from his silence. Overall though it’s a more uneven, oppressive listen than the startling Larks or the more straightforwardly-rocking Red, with Muir’s absence and Cross’ declining influence robbing the record of the stimulating nature of its predecessor.
5) The Power To Believe

KC’s last studio release to date, this takes what could have been a merely derivative record and actually capitalises on cherry-picking the finest moments from KC’s illustrious career. There’s the brief ‘Peace’-style numbers that appeared throughout In The Wake Of Poseiden, the wild forays into eastern and experimental music on Larks Tongues In Aspic part 1 and even the pompous symphonic strains of In The Court Of The Crimson King are hinted at in Elektrik’s intro and outro.
   There are still new moments, however – the most entertaining is undoubtedly Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With – it’s a full-on headbanger which skewers college-boy rock with a volume and vigour such bands could only dream of. Dangerous Curves, meanwhile, allows drummer Pat Mastelotto in particular to fully update the band’s frightening ability to build tension to an absolute crescendo: one of the group’s most successful spine-chillers. The Power To Believe is occasionally a little too indebted to the band’s past but has enough fresh material to make it interesting in its own right, far more than The Construktion Of Light managed to be.
4) Discipline

A stunning reinvention for the band: what’s most noteworthy is that Fripp didn’t even initially wish to bring Crimson back at all. Having successfully worked as a session guitarist with the likes of David Bowie and Peter Gabriel and even dabbled in new wave album releases, the founder member brought back drummer Bill Bruford and recruited two highly-capable American session men – vocalist/guitarist Adrian Belew and liquid bassist Tony Levin.
   The chemistry produced something as sparklingly inventive as anything from the previous incarnations’ high points, but something unique too – the Talking Heads-style art-rock of Elephant Talk, with Belew working his way through ‘talk’-associated words from A onwards, the startling gamelan of Frame By Frame; the hectic rush of Thela Hun Ginjeet which mimics the mayhem of city life and was inspired by Belew almost being mugged. There is at least one moment which recalls Crimson of old, however: Indiscipline contains the stop-start dynamics that made the old records so dramatic, and would be revisited increasingly as time went on. Overall it’s a distinctly different but classic King Crimson release, another clever reinvention that the band arguably haven’t topped since.
3) In The Court Of The Crimson King

A truly game-changing record for the music industry, Court takes a truly bleak worldview in the year that gave us Altamont, on a release which might be overly oppressive if most of the record wasn’t so thrilling and groundbreaking. From its nightmarish cover – tragically its artist died shortly after the record’s release – urgent drumming and confrontational guitar to the blasts of atonal sax and dusty, doom-laden mellotron, the LP spelt out a grim, cynical and pessimistic future.
   Peter Sinfield posted perhaps his finest lyrics here, especially on the legendary heavy rock-jazz fusion 21st Century Schizoid Man and the doubt-filled epic ballad Epitaph: a world away from the overly ornate and pretentious work he would go on to produce. The dynamics on the record are generally superb, giving an almighty clout to the crashing introduction, pre-verses and discordant woodwind shrieks of the unsettling conclusion in 21st Century Schizoid Man – the steady build of the Mellotron before the gloomy bridge in Epitaph and the false ending tricking the listener into comfort before the hellishly intense coda to the title track. It has to be said that the later parts of Moonchild drag the record into watery, directionless jazz which it could have done without, but this is still a landmark release not just for Crimson but for rock music in general.
2) Red

A glowering, snarling farewell (for now) for King Crimson, the group could have been hindered by the troubled creation of the record yet seemed uniquely inspired instead. Robert Fripp had ‘withheld his opinion’ during its making, though oddly Fripp remains credited as a vital force and has praised Wetton and Bruford’s ‘flying wall’ of a rhythm section. The departure of Cross (who does appear here, albeit limited to the live improv Providence) and the controversial reappearance of old members Mel Collins and Ian McDonald added extra tensions, but again the record is enhanced rather than damaged by this.
   There’s a fearsome force to the input of the guest musicians which augments the less complex and ‘noodly’ trio of Fripp, Wetton and Bruford, apparent right from the opening notes of the title track with its truly alarming main riff and ultra-heavy bridge. Violence abounds in the next number Fallen Angel, with the rising and falling Fripp arpeggios sounding like an alarm, whilst One More Red Nightmare, referencing Wetton’s fear of flying, switches between crunching, panicked verses and funky, meaty instrumental choruses. Providence proves a far more dynamic, cleverly structured number than Moonchild on the debut whilst Starless is one of the great prog rock compositions from the symphonic first part (referencing the band’s debut) through the expert build of tension in the middle – Fripp’s one-note soloing is truly eerie – to the fast-paced jazzy explosion at the song’s conclusion. Red was a hell of a way for the band to bow out, at least until the 1980s, and clearly one of their finest moments.
1) Larks Tongues In Aspic
The constant breakups of King Crimson seemed to be a precursor for the inevitable full-time demise, and Fripp could have been left solely in the role of over-talented session musician for the rest of his career. Instead, whilst still influenced by the band’s debut record’s sound and structure and taking in new influences and peers (Bartok and the Mahavishnu Orchestra) the record became a jaw-dropping new adventure for the group. Helped no end by the prodigious talent of former Yes drummer Bill Bruford and the forceful yet agile abilities of former Family man John Wetton the band also got the best use out of lesser-known members: violinist/Mellotron player David Cross and percussionist Jamie Muir, the latter of whom acted as an unorthodox teacher to the already prodigiously-talented Bruford.
   Furthermore the band’s new dynamic managed to be incredibly restrained and detailed at the same time: observe how the hugely experimental opening track veers from thumb pianos and background drones to the hugely ominous Fripp powerchords and buzzes and sawing Cross violin; then from hard crunch to improvisational art-rock, to Eastern-themed melodies. Book Of Saturdays and Exiles both revisit In The Court Of The Crimson King’s style, but updated to make use of the new band and particularly new lyricist Richard Palmer-James who scales back on Peter Sinfield’s more poetic, flowery style. The pimping tale Easy Money is a menacing funk with overtones more of Pink Floyd than of R&B music, whilst the slowly-building drama of The Talking Drum leads into the experimental prog metal classic of the title track’s second part. It’s a record that needs to be listened to several times to get its full impact, but when it clicks it’s the kind of statement that shatters pre-conceptions of what music should sound like. For all the brilliance of Red and Discipline and indeed of the debut this is perhaps the band’s finest hour.
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Great albums you've (probably) never heard of.

This is a series I'm intending to do about great music albums that were either underappreciated at the time of their release, or faded into obscurity - or both. Today, to kick off the list, it's the turn of Ultravox's third release, the aforementioned 'Systems Of Romance'.
   One of the leading new wave groups and much-lauded for their 1980s classic, moody single Vienna, many people wouldn't know Ultravox even had a career before the arrival of Midge Ure. The genial, dark-haired, moustache-wearing Scotsman had a fine singing voice and gelled well with the others, arguably better than his predecessor as frontman had: the high-cheekboned and high-minded John Foxx.
   Foxx - real name Denis Leigh - encouraged a more angular, arty approach arguably ensured the band could hardly be seen as a commercial proposition. Their debut was an awkward mix of detached Berlin-period Bowie, punchy Roxy Music/New York Dolls-style glam, and a whole slew of other styles - reggae, funk and even a bluesy stomp with that most un-Ultravox of instruments, a harmonica! It was inevitably seen as unfocused and little chart success followed, yet the album has been somewhat reassessed of late. The follow-up, 'Ha! Ha! Ha', was far more chaotic and punk-influenced in an attempt to capture the quintet's live performances on tape, but similarly to bands like Mott The Hoople in their earlier years this proved very difficult to perfect.
   However the album's closing track, the shimmering 'Hiroshima Mon Amour', had shown the group tentatively moving towards a new style. Guitarist Stevie Shears' squalling, squealing style was replaced with the textured tones of Robin Simon's fretwork, and Currie's similarly shrieking violin was also toned down in favour of understated keyboard drones. When the violin did appear it was more melodic than combative, underpinning Foxx's yearning, disembodied vocals, which sang of feeling insubstantial and not quite there - a theme which carried over into much of his solo work. Electronic backings on tracks like the lurching, unsettling 'Dislocation' pre-dated much of new wave and cold, harsh electropop.
   The group could still play fast numbers like 'Blue Light' or 'Some Of Them', carried by the deft chemistry of rhythm section Chris Cross and Warren Cann, yet these still fitted seamlessly with the Kraftwerk-like mechanical chug of songs like 'Maximum Acceleration' or 'The Quiet Men'. The latter of these contained the persona Foxx would regularly revisit in the rest of his career; this ghostly observer of life would haunt the whole record much as Bowie's Thin White Duke character had inhabited the excellent vampire-funk of 'Station To Station'.
   So why else is this an underrated record? Firstly, it's not so much the dying embers of the group's less commercially successful era as a curious transition. The group had dropped the exclamation mark from their name (in an homage to Kraftwerk's equally influential offshoot Neu!) and were now working with Conny Plank who immediately refined the band's sound and gave it depth and nuance. It contains Foxx's finest, most cohesive visions around the topic of alienation and eschews some of the pretensions in his previous work. Finally it marries the propulsive kick of their more 'human' and previously awkward Foxx years with the glossier yet more mechanical pound of the Ure era, particularly on the mannequin-like 'Vienna' and the ominous 'Rage In Eden'.
   History is often written by the winners. Whilst Ultravox gained the commercial success that eluded their former frontman (even moving into U2/Simple Minds-style stadium rock by the mid 1980s) Foxx's own works became more obscure, which is a shame since his debut - the cold, barely flesh-and-blood 'Metamatic' - is one of the finest, least-dated electropop albums along with the early Human League. Yet 'Systems Of Romance' is a well-hidden gold nugget in rock history, bridging the art-rock of the band's early years with the commercial new wave group that followed, complete with its wonderfully mysterious artwork, and at least the LP didn't suffer the ignominy of its having one of its singles kept from number 1 by Joe Dolce's 'Shaddup You Face'...

In Praise Of The Little Ronnie. By Laurence Buxton, 2019.

When mention is made of ‘The Two Ronnies’ – one of the finest sketch and revue shows ever made – and one of its most influential (‘Fry & Laurie’) and derided (by some of the alternative comedy scene), Ronnie Barker is regularly lauded as an incredibly talented writer and performer, whose tongue-twisting spoonerisms and parodies of presentational figures went further than even Eric Idle was capable of. Yet little Ron, on the other hand, is often stated as having made his career from hanging onto Barker’s coat-tails, which I deem to be unfair to this arguably equally talented entertainer.
   The impression critics give is that Corbett was a kind of chirpy friend and straight man to Barker. Yet by the time ‘The Two Ronnies’ got its first series in 1971, however, he was already a highly experienced actor on stage and screen, appearing with the likes of Bob Monkhouse and Graham Stark, and making a bizarre appearance in the chaotic Bond spoof Casino Royale. He would also go on to appear in other movies in the early 1970s such as the farce ‘No Sex Please We’re British’ alongside comedy legends such as Arthur Lowe, further establishing his endearing sympathetic on-screen persona beset by numerous problems not of his own making.
   Furthermore the pint-sized Ron would go on to prove his skills as an actor, whilst he was often modest about them, were far more advanced than he’s given credit for. His portrayal of the creepy Lord Doomsday in one of the more Hammer Horror-influenced episodes of ‘Hampton Wick’ (during series 1 of ‘The Two Ronnies’) is a mini-masterclass of acting, to the point that one might wonder if it’s even Ronnie C playing the character. Whilst ‘Hampton Wick’ wasn’t the most popular serial in the series – a predictable mix of ‘Benny Hill’-style speeded-up sauce and a series of increasingly unconnected ‘period’ segments culminating in a recursive ‘it was all a dream’ ending – and not the equal of ‘The Worm That Turned’ or ‘The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town’ – those who attack little Ron for lacking Barker’s character acting skills would be wide of the mark on the evidence presented here.
   Later on, as the show became a little less loose and a little more formulaic – one of several brickbats aimed at it, along with its seaside postcard-style double entendres and old-fashioned revue musical segments – Corbett seemed to settle more into his stock on-screen persona – the genial, bubbly and giggly little man with the hearty voice and chuckle, making the occasional detour into deliberately stereotypical characters such as his ‘gangster’ who attempts to do menial things such as pass his driving test with the aid of bribery. It has generally been stated that Ronnie C had a narrower acting range than his performing partner yet John Cleese, who of course worked with the pair on The Frost Report, went on to state that Corbett had “extraordinary” comic timing. That worked to his favour in his deliberately long-winded monologue, playing to Ronnie’s strengths as a performer – outsized by the chair, constantly sidetracking himself affably – and after apparent nervousness in the first series, where he often seems to react to the studio audiences’ occasional bemusement with a plaintive “I’m laughing – won’t you join me?” the segment became a vital change of pace between the preceding two-hander sketch and the big musical finale. It was a further example of the differences between the two leads being as vital for the success of their material as their comic chemistry – right down to Corbett saying ‘goodbye from me’ and Barker’s ‘goodbye from him, which as much referenced Barker’s inability to ‘be himself’ in front of an audience the way Corbett was increasingly comfortable with.
   In many ways Ronnie C was the equivalent of Harry Secombe in the Goons (if Ronnie B, as writer and versatile performer, could be a hybrid of Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers). Harry may not have had the wildly fizzing comic mind of Milligan nor the chameleon-like performing skills of Sellers but the sheer energy and infectious enthusiasm of the Welshman made Neddie Seagoon the ‘anchor’ of the show, and his likeability was the glue that kept the quartet turned trio together. Corbett and Barker would later claim there was never a single cross word between them during the show’s run up until 1987 – remarkable indeed.
   Perhaps the turning point for me was upon seeing Corbett in sitcoms where Barker was absent – the two comic talents had been determined their double act would not impede on each other’s solo careers. Indeed Ronnie C’s now-established character on-screen would lead to specially-written series for him, the most successful being the meek, mother-dominated librarian Timothy Lumsden in the now-underrated hit series ‘Sorry’. His diminutive, good-natured joie de vivre contrasted brilliantly with Barbara Lott’s monstrous mother and William Moore’s weary, confused father, particularly in the darker-tinged earlier seasons. Timothy wasn’t a 3 dimensional study like Norman Stanley Fletcher in ‘Porridge’ or (perhaps to a lesser extent) Arkwright in ‘Open All Hours’, but only Corbett could have played the part quite as successfully as he did.
   Alternative comedy didn’t seem to faze Corbett as it did Barker. The ‘Not The 9 O’Clock News’ skit was reportedly offensive to Barker, but taken with good humour by Corbett. The King of edgy observation, Ben Elton, even invited him to do his sit-down joke routine on ‘The Ben Elton Show’, which contrasted completely with Elton’s loud, direct banter but proved a big success. As well as his legendary ‘coke-snorting’ appearance on ‘Extras’ in later years the small Scotsman had a career revival in films – appearing with Cleese in ‘Fierce Creatures’ as Reggie Sea Lions and putting in a fine character performance in the otherwise lamentable ‘Burke And Hare’. Moreover whilst the notoriously private and retiring Barker largely ducked out of a potential late career in serious acting (despite a well-reviewed role as Churchill’s butler in ‘The Gathering Storm’) Corbett still took a surprising amount of work when at pensionable age. If Barker was the great serious acting talent that could have been Corbett was the cuddly national treasure who kept himself in the public eye.
   So let us remember the little Ronnie as more than just the chirpy foil to his equally-spectacled friend, and as more than just a playful puppy-like sidekick. His body of work stands with anyone’s and will hopefully go on to inspire and give pleasure to many more generations.

The Passing of A Python: A Tribute To Terry Jones. By Laurence Buxton 2020.

It was sad to hear of the passing of the Monty Python legend Terry Jones yesterday at the age of 77. As such a warm, enthusiastic force of nature he deserved so much better than the cruel decline of dementia.

   I grew up watching Monty Python's Flying Circus, trying to work out which name related to which actor, other than the Fawlty Towers star John Cleese. Each slowly fitted into place in this mad, unpredictable, intellectual, philosophical, dark and disturbing show: Palin as over-excitable presenters, boring accountants and the 'It's' man, Idle with his cheeky chappies and verbally dextrous characters; Chapman with his indignant, prudish Colonels, Gilliam with his bizarre misfits and then there was Terry Jones. His appearances reminded me a little of Kulvinder Ghir's in the sketch show Goodness Gracious Me - you smiled simply at his appearance. The nude organist, smirking warmly over his shoulder at the camera, was as bizarre as anything the show conjured up but somehow lightened the mood of a show that kept jolting the audience out of complacency. His straight man to Eric Idle's 'Nudge Nudge' man was played to perfection, and of course his 'pepperpot' was the most famous of them all - a screeching yet oddly lovable harridan, cooking revolting dishes and squabbling with either family or the other dragged-up Pythons.

   In the writing teams Palin and Jones came as a pair, their passionate 'Oxford-based' work balancing out the 'Cambridge' pair of Cleese and Chapman, whose work tended more toward desk-based confrontation. Jones in particular was a historian, and it was this influence that led to Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Jones' subversive view of the Middle Ages meant that the film could poke fun at the idea of stilted and mannered acting when creating the era onscreen, and the combination of Jones' eye for comic interaction with Gilliams' technical knowhow created a real winner. Palin recounted how on Life Of Brian, helmed by Jones alone, the Welshman created the hilarious spectacle of the director taking charge whilst still naked from having played one of his on-screen characters who clashes with the titular character. The final Monty Python movie, the deliberately offensive The Meaning Of Life, was a more mixed experience both for the gang and the viewer, but Jones' Mr Creosote eating everything in the restaurant but baulking at Cleese's offering him a 'wafer-thin mint' was perhaps the film's highlight.
   Whilst Jones' fondness for Python and keeping the team together was pronounced - he memorably felt Cleese had betrayed the group by leaving before the 4th and final season - he went on to a varied career after it. Ripping Yarns, with Palin, was one of his finest achievements, leaning more toward the historical and parodic side of Python, whilst Personal Services (about the celebrated madam Cynthia Payne) remained one of his more famously-directed films. Series about the Crusades in later years again showed Jones' enthusiasm, and the reforming of Python gave him great pleasure in later years, recapturing the sense of fun that characterised their live performances in the early 1970s and at the Hollywood Bowl in the early 1980s.
   Stars have talked fondly of Terry, as one would expect, but the indicator of his personality was that the comments made before his passing were largely the same as after. Simon Pegg talked of his gentleness and sweetness on the set of Absolutely Everything, the final film Jones directed, and his generosity as a host was long-talked of too. The Colwyn Bay man was notoriously stubborn - John Cleese amusingly recounted how Jones would clash with him for a whole day of reading out ideas for Python before finally backing down in the face of overwhelming resistance from the others too, only for him to come in the next day equally confident of his original position. Yet such energy and enthusiasm - and productivity - were what made the man. I hope Terry is up there with the late Graham Chapman, reminiscing about the fun times they had... and quietly proud of the fun times they gave us.